September 2010
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Frank: You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in. You want this baby boy's hole, you gotta pay the troll toll...
Charlie: Stop, stop, stop. All right, not bad. Good rhythm, love the enthusiasm. I feel like you're saying "boy's hole," and it's clearly "soul."
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February 2010
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Anyone with class knows why this was the best part...
mastershredder:
MHM! MAC! I remember the first time I watched LOST and Mac was in it I didn;t watch Sunny. Then last month when I did my re marathon I saw him in a previous episode in season 3 I freaked out!
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“Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m going to get...”
– Frank (via womanthatrains)
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The Gang Cracks The Liberty Bell
Charlie: Now, why would you hang a painting like this on your wall?
Mac: Well, it's the Historical Society, bro.
Dennis: Right.
Mac: They have to hang it up, you know what I mean?
Dennis: Yeah.
Charlie: Oh, well, we got to suffer just because some old dude who looks like Meryl Streep chopped down a cherry tree, like, ten million years ago?
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girlwiththegoldenback:
does your cat make TOO much noise?! TRY KITTEN MITTENS!
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The Gang Cracks The Liberty Bell
Charlie: Now, why would you hang a painting like this on your wall?
Mac: Well, it's the Historical Society, bro.
Dennis: Right.
Mac: They have to hang it up, you know what I mean?
Dennis: Yeah.
Charlie: Oh, well, we got to suffer just because some old dude who looks like Meryl Streep chopped down a cherry tree, like, ten million years ago?
September 2009
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August 2009
17 posts
“What are you gonna do, hit him? No that’s a terrible idea, I’ll tell...”
– Charlie
Mac: I look like Lorenzo Lamas and women find it irresistible
Dee: Well that is just not true.
“I will smash your face into a…into a JELLY!”
– Charlie
“A woman in politics is like a donkey doing calculus.”
– Frank Reynolds
“Here’s a confession: I’m in love with a man. What? I’m in love...”
– Charlie
Frank: Hey gang, what's the action?
Dennis: What's going on here?
Frank: Asians love gambling!
Sweet Dee: You know these guys?
Frank: Yeah, from Nam.
Mac: You were in Vietnam?
Dennis: Don't get excited Mac, he was in Vietnam ten years ago on a business trip.
Frank: You're not ready for this fight, you're not...
Dee: Oh, I have an idea, dad! Why don't you shut your fat little monkey face, and hold the bag?!
Dennis: I don't get it Dee, there are tons of women in this city, where do they go?
Sweet Dee: They're at velvet rope clubs on Delaware Avenue.
Dennis: Why?
Sweet Dee: Dennis, our bar is south Philly in a scary alley... might as well call it "Rape Bar."
Sweet Dee: I never statutory raped anyone before.
Trey: Oh... okay, I'll tell you what; let's just take it slow.
Sweet Dee: You are so sweet... where were you when I was in high school?
Trey: I was eight.
Sweet Dee: Right... Yeah...